Realism

Stephon was a lesson learned, or perhaps a lesson lost.

I can write about him with just a little bit more hindsight, and a handful more wisdom.
If he and I worked out, my freshman experience would have been too good, and had everything been too good, it wouldn’t have been a typical freshman year of college. Something has to suck. I need something to grit my teeth about during senior year.  

Now, I preface everything by saying, this will be the last post I will discuss Stephon. If you have no idea who I’m referring to, skip this post. If you have been keeping up, I will answer every question as to what occurred between us and how everything finished.

I will not repeat this a second time.

Go pop your popcorn. Get a bag of Doritos, get a throw blanket. Get real comfortable.

Our relationship was complex and unofficial…more accurately it was nonexistent.

“He’s got a boyfriend, I think”, I heard from one source. “They’ve been in a relationship for almost 3 years now”

I ignored that.

“His boyfriend is beautiful, but he’s a complete bitch.” Someone else said. 

I ignored the first half of that. My hearing can be awfully selective when I want it to be.

It happened at the fountain by the big shady tree. We met there when the year first started. Since that time, the tree lost damn near every leaf and grew each one back. Time is a magical process.

“Michael!” He said from beside the fountain in his button-down shirt and little glasses. He’s always entirely too studious and too handsome.

It was merely two weeks before the school year ended. He didn’t openly share with me his ‘senior’ classification status. He didn’t need to. I already knew that in two weeks, he’d be done with this school for good, and I’d have 3 more years left. 

My greatest character strength and defect is that I’m very realistic. We can’t start something that we are unable to finish, and more impossibly, we can’t finish something that never started.

He asked how I was doing.

I told him I was doing well.

It was the truth. I was doing well. Even If I wasn’t doing well, nobody would want to hear that.

One of his friends was on the other side of the college fountain flirting with three women at one time. His friend is attractive mostly in confidence. He isn’t bad-looking, a scrawny character, but it’s his confidence that wins people over.

“Usually, I would pretend I’m straight just to help him get numbers” Stephon admitted. 

Oh. That’s weird…because you’re actually gay and you haven’t asked for my number one time.

“You’re a good wing-man” I noted. Cutting thoughts and a sly tongue make an awful pair. I read that in a fortune cookie. Those cookies are so wise when they want to be.

“What are you doing for the summer?” he asked.

“I’ll be in Raleigh, working for most of it.” I said.

“Wait. You’re from Raleigh? I’m from Raleigh too!” He shared.

That information was interesting, but only hardly. When the year is done, I like you to disintegrate from my memory. I don’t want you to ruin my second favorite city (1st is New York, of course) on Earth.

According to his testimony, he lives in the southernmost part of Raleigh. I live in the Southwestern part. His area is primarily upper-middle class Black families, and White people who pronounce pen with two syllables and frequently home school their children. My part of Raleigh is younger, packed with graduate students from nearly every part of the globe, and has a growing Islamic community that causes white people to move to his part of Raleigh.

“It’s a great city.” I said, discretely wishing to excuse myself from the conversation.

“Yeah, I’m trying to work in Greensboro though. One of the neighboring colleges asked for my resume, I really hope it works out.” He stated. I think the position was for some LGBT advocacy group at the college that he frequently volunteers for. 

Stephon is most certainly an activist. I think that’s what’s so attractive about him. He’s the reason I started showing up to the secretive on campus LGBT meetings in the first place. I also got involved because I’m gay, but clearly that’s secondary.

However, being there, I found my purpose. An entire room packed with young people who feel out-of-place outside of the meetings. Students who sit alone in the cafeteria and spend Friday and Saturday nights alone in the student lounge because they aren’t accepted in a club, bar or house party in the area.

I attend a Historically Black University in the South. I think it’s cute other Universities have established Gay and Lesbian organizations, support groups and LGBT events. In some parts of the world there are even entire bars and clubs specifically for the LGBT crowd. 

My school blatantly refuses to put up a rainbow flag on the campus, Which is fine, because I think multi-colored anything is tacky, but I will still need you to respect me as a human being on your campus.

And so after a few weekly meetings of half-frightened students, scared of how the rest of the campus will receive them, I had to fucking do something.

I haven’t been openly gay forever, but never for one second did I ever feel unconfident, or less-than, or inferior, or marginalized. And It would be a therapeutic day in the Iran before I was ever made to feel that way.

And so our separate on campus efforts brought Stephon and I together.

The issue, is that I professor X’d his Magneto.

Yeah. X-men reference.

If you don’t like X-men, go read a different blog.

I probably don’t like you.

I just wanted other people like myself to feel included on this campus regardless of our completely irrelevant sexuality.

Stephon was similar, but quite different. He wanted to prove this campus wrong. He wanted to prove he was just as man as every other man regardless of his orientation. He wanted to prove he was just as big and as aggressive. He wanted to dispel the myths and stereotypes of gay black men, and frankly, he had little patience for anyone who didn’t exemplify his hyper-masculine ideal.  

Not for a second did I think his intent was wrong, and we can debate it forever, but what I questioned was his motivation. You can’t live with something to prove.

I don’t need to prove anything to you.

Blood running warm in my veins is proof enough that I’m just as human as any other human.

What I need is to be respected and treated fairly. I need to know that I’m equal simply by being present, not by proving myself equal.

Come the end of my freshman year, two people were awarded by the Diversity Department for leadership.

I was one recipient

 

Although I more-or-less dreaded freshman year, The unexpected award was something I was extremely proud of.

‘For exhibiting the courage to stand up for yourself and others in times of need. Displaying what it means to achieve greatness and goals to foster renowned individuals dedicated to excellence while working quietly being the visible eye’

I keep the plaque by my bed….and yeah…I reread it aloud every morning while getting dressed. Not because I’m obsessed with my own achievement, but because I did something I didn’t think I was capable of doing. Maybe for the first time ever, I did something beyond myself.

Stephon was the other recipient.

Stephon and I, we aren’t a boy meets boy story. We were more of a boy inspires boy story. A story that was raw, and complicated, and real.

Whether we were in love with one another could be in fact be up for debate, but I think we could at least acknowledge that we had a mutual respect and perhaps reverence for the other.

And so now, there we were at the very end of the year at the very first place we met. He’s almost done, and I’m just getting comfortable. Time is a magical process.

I found an appropriate place to break the conversation. I wished him luck on his future, and he wished me the same.

With my iPad tuked under the arm of denim jacket, I headed off.

“Hey!” He yelled while I was only a few steps off making yelling a little unnecessary. “Could I give you my phone number?”

It was an odd request. Like a reverse request.

Can I offer you a kidney?
Can I donate to your charity
Can I lend you some money?

Sounds weird, right?

I practiced this moment for six months, and he messed up his one line?

My phone was in my pocket, and I could have grabbed it, but I wanted this for the record. I pulled out the marigold colored jot book I use to jot down whatever I’m thinking, I flipped it to the last page and handed him a pen.

“I haven’t written down my number in ages.” He joked.

I didn’t laugh.

One day, my notebooks will be retrieved and curated by museums trying to get the story of my life right based on my musings. My good man, you have just been immortalized.

Thank me later.

“Make sure you hit me up over the summer.” He said.

“I will.” I replied.

Honestly, I won’t. What’s was the point?

People come into one another’s life for a reason, and a season, and then it’s done. I found my purpose on this place because of him, the academic year would end in two weeks.

My greatest character strength and defect is that I’m very realistic. We can’t start something that we are unable to finish, and more impossibly, we can’t finish something that never even started.

 

Bagels, Hands, Vulnerability

“I started dating someone”, My manager said one morning over breakfast.

She purposely worked the schedule so that we opened the boutique together on my first day back in town. That way we could talk about all the unimportant things we missed in one another’s relatively menial lives up until that point.

ahhh Friendship.

“Hold on…let me find you a picture of him…he’s so cute.” she continued just before pulling out a phone the size of an oldschool Gameboy.

Unrelated: At what size are cell phones no longer convenient?

This is seriously a societal study waiting to happen.

We become obsessive about a new form of technology, then we try to make it as thin and as tiny as China will allow. Companies battle it out to make thinner and tinier versions until eventually I’m downloading MP3′s to specs of dust mites that I misplace frequently because they are too freaking tiny.

Suddenly, Apple and Microsoft and everyone else decides that making tiny devices is stupid and then things become awkward sizes….what is the iPad supposed to fit into, exactly? It’s clearly too big for a pocket, and too small for an entire backpack.

Help me help you, society.

Eventually she found a picture. He was handsome. That didn’t surprise me, my manager is extremely attractive. I don’t roll out of bed and show up for bagels at 8:30 in the morning with ugly broads. She deserves someone good-looking.

I’m pretty sure they either met online or on one of those hookup phone apps, because she avoided the ‘where did you guys meet’ question. I asked and she started a story with ”what’s more important is what happened when we first met.”

Okay. Pause.
I MAJOR in English. I’ve turned down the honor society 3 times, and made the deans list both semesters.

I read between the lines for a degree. I was able to pick up on the homoerotic elements of American slavery by closely observing the hidden metaphors in Dr. Seuss’ Hop on Pop.

I’m pretty damn good.

“And you know I have a list…” she stared after biting into her bagel. 

I’m quite familiar with her list of qualifications. That bitch is just straight up picky. Frankly, in my mental betting pool, my money was on ‘lesbian’….but I’m pleasantly surprised. I suppose some people were born heterosexual. 

Her list included tons of qualities normal humanoids do not have.

- perfect teeth
- good bridge of the nose (for what reason, I’m unsure…)
- Not Black (too long according to her preconceived notions..)
- Not Asian (look. some stereotypes are true.)
- Doesn’t wear lightwash jeans
- spiritual but deff not the abstinent kind of spiritual…more like….spiritually aware
- not a smoker
- not much of a drinker
- Great abs
- My boss is superficial
- nice lips
- has a goal (is anyone looking for someone who doesn’t have a goal?)
- owns land
- good with dogs
- positive (like…life outlook…not HIV.)

I suppose her list isn’t too outlandish. But it was just so much shit to remember. She could stand to have a three-way with trial and error every so often.

“He nothing like my list. He’s not even stylish, and you know what…..I don’t care”, she said “I take one look at him and it feels right.”

And with those words I lost my appetite.

You’re so in love that you don’t even care if he’s physically presentable? Style is not a deal breaker, but you need to know and respect some of the basics.

I went on a date with a guy who was wearing shoes intended for skateboarders. He did not skateboard professionally or recreationally. He was not ten years old. Therefore, there was no valid reason for him to wear that.

Ideally,my qualifications include a sexy brown skin guy. Nice arms, nice chest, nice booty on an athletic little body. He doesn’t necessarily have to be stylish, I imagine he would spend a large percentage of his time awake in basketball shorts and a t-shirt. sometimes he’d wear my t-shirts and when he most suspects it I’d pull the shirt from over his shoulders and trace my hands along the spine of his warm back.

“I think I might be in love.” She said.

I think she was trying to shock me because evidently I was in my own fantasy world with a guy awfully similar to Jason Collins.

…Frankly, I almost forgot what I was writing about.

“The other morning he held my hand as we went to get breakfast biscuits.” She said while staying completely aware of her own vulnerability, but oblivious to cellulite and the other terrible effects of eating breakfast biscuits.

“Wow..That’s great.” I probably sounded lethargic. That’s not because I didn’t care, but because I was tossing over what that feels like.

Holding hands.

Who initiates? How do they initiate? Do they just ask? Do they just go in and just grab a hand?

Once I had a dream someone held my hand. I felt anxious. Almost nervous. like holding my hand gave him access to my mind or more accurately, my heart. He didn’t appear nervous at all. He seemed patient, like he understood that I didn’t do this often. I felt as if I was over thinking everything. Why was he holding my hand? I couldn’t comprehend the action. Even in the realm of my own dream, I made such a simple action complex.

Realizing that I remained quiet for too long, I felt it was appropriate to say something.

“So what’s his name?” I asked, at this point I was playing with bagel fragments. I had no real intentions of eating.

“Stephon.” she said.

“Stephon..” I repeated, if only to myself.

Damn. Life does some pretty fucked up shit sometimes.

All Good Things Come to And End…only god-awful things last forever.

“When are you leaving?” My roommate almost asked in a complete sentence.

I hate when people ask questions like that. It’s almost as if they’re excited to see you go and are very willing to help you pack if it means they can expedite the process.

I was just hardly awake from a nap. I was practically still laying in my bed having, finished a french exam that pretty much mocked my intelligence.

“I should be leaving at around 4 o’ clock” I responded, putting up exactly four fingers because I can’t give anyone from any other country the benefit of the doubt of understanding our extremely American concept of time, which America by no means invented.

“Well….” he said. “Give me a hug. I might not see you before you leave.” He replied with open arms.

I had no idea he was sentimental. I think maybe with a slightly larger English vocabulary, his commands would have been different. Perhaps he was working with what he knew…perhaps he really did want a hug. Nobody can turn strangers into near-family like Puerto Ricans. That’s another very not American concept. Here in america, strangers, means terrorist or illegal immigrant. And we dislike both, the latter for trivial reasons.

Surprised, and officially unsure of his citizen documentation status, I got up from the bed and we hugged. It was a damn good hug. I hadn’t had a hug that good in a long time, actually. Good shoulder contact, strong and unapologetic pec-to-pec action.

It was serious. It was real.

I should have smacked his ass. He has a nice little booty….seriously. It’s beautiful.  

“You were a good roommate.” I said “My roommate next year will probably suck.” I responded wondering how that might translate in his language.

“You were good too.” He replied.

That was total bullshit. I couldn’t keep a room clean for 24 consecutive hours, and sometimes I would be up at 2 or 3 in the morning finalizing and double checking the details for the outfits I intended to wear that week. It’s a bizarre anxious tick I developed at an extremely young age and now I’m really too old to start counting sheep.

Sometimes I woke up to brew coffee at six in the morning on a coffee maker that was completely against dorm policy. I care very little about dorm policy. I followed the “quiet hours begin at 10pm” malarkey. I refrained from using thumbtacks even though pictures fell off my walls in half-hour intervals.

Give me a damn pot of coffee each morning.

My roommate and I broke our brotherly, thug-type embrace.

We didn’t choose thug love. Thug love chose us….It be like that sometimes.

And on that note he left.

And I just stood there.

He set the bar high.

My next roommate better never complain about my hatred of fluorescent lights.

He better never ask me to keep my side of the room clean.

…and he better have a nice little booty.

 

My New Literary Enemy

It appears as if I have made my first literary enemy.

His name is Jeremiah. I know this because my academic advisor introduced us.

“Have you met Jeremiah yet?” My advisor asked. “He’s another great writer!”

In honesty, I had already. We met during the summer orientation. I had befriended a beautiful girl who was sadly under the notion that I was heterosexual. As she was talking about originally being from Philadelphia, I had shared that my mother lived in Raleigh, and my father lived next to San Francisco, and I grew up being shipped between whoever had more money.

A very funny looking gentleman snickered ”San Francisco?” He said. “Land of the gays?”

Firstly, there was no need for him to contribute to the conversation. I don’t recall either of us speaking to him. Secondly, he did not mention that San Francisco is also home of the denim empire Gap, or that San Francisco was among the first states to institute an African-American Studies program, which occurred at the University of San Francisco. It’s home of the Golden Gate Bridge and the 49′s, which based on some team comments evidently have no interest in so much as gay players….although maybe a few could help you win a damn Superbowl….Just saying.

My point, San Francisco is known for plenty of things he could have named.

His comment was evidently a jab.

“No. It’s nice to meet you Jeremiah.” I said putting out my hand to shake in front of our shared academic advisor. Cautiously he shook my hand.

You see, what Jeremiah doesn’t understand is that I left a fashion-related industry to take up writing. And I didn’t leave my cut throat tendencies behind me.  I will kill him if it ever comes to that point. Yes, I realized that I have that in writing and it can be used against me in the court of law. That’s fine. I’ll sit on the stand quite pleased while flipping through a copy of GQ, preparing what to wear in the event the trial last more than a day. Poor Jodi Arias will have to select almost three months of wardrobes because no matter how much evidence is stacked against her this trial will take most of CNN’s air time this year alone.

My one-up in the writing world is that I’m marketable.

Which really means,  I’m not bad to look at under the appropriate lighting.

And yes. I’ve purposely planned it this way. Again. I’ve come from an industry almost completely based on looks. Pretty people always book the damn job. If you don’t believe me, please name an ugly reality sensation that isn’t related to Honey Boo-Boo. I too wish our world wasn’t so fickle. I wish it was all based on talent, blah blah blah blah.

The point is, it simply isn’t. And I’ve prepared for that.

Famous ugly writers are also dead.

You can’t spend money when you’re dead.

The downside to my scheme is that the head of the creative writing department is blind.

Of fucking course.

I swear nothing my life can ever work out as planned. I watched as she used a lengthy stick of some sort to find her seat. To my understanding she’s a poet. I think the blind poet thing is a bit overdone, but whatever. She speaks just above a dull roar, and always looks into the ghostly distant. I’m such a stickler for eye contact, and I can’t seem to ever make out her intentions, because her eyes are purely decorative.

I spent almost an hour and a half deciding what to wear to this meeting, for nothing, evidently. Next meeting, I’m wearing wooden sole shoes and doubling the amount of cologne I’m wearing. I need to win a spot in her memory somehow.

Jeremiah attempted to have manners, and ask decent questions pertaining to course selection or service projects or whatever. He was total bullshit.

If the department head couldn’t see it, I’m sure she could at least smell it.

“Is there any way to take MORE than 18 credit hours a semester” he asked.

I wanted to grab my vintage leather briefcase and smack him across the back of his head so that it would ricochet off the table supporting him.

My concept of competition is borderline unhealthy.

We shared when we knew we wanted to write.

He talked about being inspired by fan-fiction websites online. I think I snickered aloud.  That isn’t even real writing. I mean, it’s writing, but you won’t get paid for that unless you write a screen play to sequel Lincoln…

When asked to explain the moment I knew I wanted to write, I explained it as such.

I was on a date with a guy. I was living in San Francisco. In San Francisco people only date men. An entire city of people have managed to procreate and continue although it’s exclusively gay and never has one heterosexual person has ever stepped foot on it’s soil.

During the date the guy admitted that he googled my name, and my email address, and came across a very early website I was writing for. The particular subject dealt with spending 2 hours in a line to get a free sandwich and all the crazy people I encountered in doing so, frankly a free sandwich was hardly worth it.

My date, between laughs, attempted to recall lines almost verbatim. This was unnecessary, because I was in fact the author, and I’m pretty sure I know what I wrote.

“You’re writing, it reminds me a lot of Sedaris.” He mentioned.

I hadn’t even heard of what a Sedaris was.

We didn’t go on a second date, partially because I wasn’t interested, and also because I didn’t think he was that attractive, but mostly because that evening I fell in love with David Sedaris. I stopped at my local library and checked out as many books as I could. I laughed every night until I fell asleep for months.

His wit, his honesty, his brashness. I couldn’t believe someone does that for a living.

I too had a life, I too had observations, and a crazy mother. I was completely qualified to write.

And so I did.

The meeting ended with cookies and juice, or something juvenile.

I watched as Jeremiah helped himself to an oatmeal raisin cookie.

“You have a nice day Jeremiah.” I said upon leaving.

I hope he reads body language as well as he reads fan fiction, because mine read, “eat up fat ass, There is not room here for two great writers…..or whatever you are.”

 

 

 

 

Gabe, Luke, or Drew

We made a very unspoken agreement to be strictly beneficial to one another. He wasn’t capable of being the relationship-type, .

I like to think I’m relationship-ready.

I also like to think that with enough determination I could run up a wall an somersault off of it. The unfortunate thing is that I lack the determination to engage in such a task, and I don’t feel like dealing with the repercussions in the event that I’m completely wrong.

Which is why I make a pretty firm decision not to engage in being part of a committed relationship.

It would be unfair to say that we made love. Friends with benefits cannot make love. Perhaps we made indifference. After it was done, we laid side by side for just a minute or two. The entire thing lacked affection, and I might play bad-boy sometimes, but I genuinely crave affection. Sometimes, being cuddled up next to a warm body means something so much more significant than sex itself. It’s such a big world, and I Imagine anyone with enough patience or money can find someone to have sex with. Realistically, pleasure is not a scarce resource .

What is tough is finding someone to be affectionate with. I love when someone plays with the curls in my hair or gently traces the back of my ear with the tip of their thumb. I like to feel the muscles in someone’s arm and become completely familiar with the relief of their body. Every dip, and curve, every surface, soft and rigid, and they just lay there patiently while I become familiar with every detail down to the hair on his knuckles.

“So what do you write about?” He asked, lighting a cigarette in his bedroom. He had just moved in and he hadn’t completely finished unpacking. Prior to us engaging in everything, he did ask about my major, to which I responded ‘creative writing’.

After three in the morning, I cut the bullshit.

“Sex, black men, love, or lack thereof.” I remarked reaching for my cut-off shirt beside the bed.

“Like…fiction?” He responded, slightly confused.

I smiled and positioned my glasses on my face.

“No.”

The room embraced his nervousness. I assured him that I never use real names, which isn’t entirely true, and he gave me two fake names before I even learned his real one. Even if I wanted to use his real name, there’s only a 33.3333% chance that I’m using the correct one.

“So what will you say about me? Was I the best?” He asked as if I were a sexual critic writing acclaimed reviews for the affectionately deprived.

“You were okay.” I said slipping on my jeans and latching up my belt. I needed be out before 4 am. That’s typically when I become cutting and brutally honest.

We dropped the conversation and after I was fully dressed and making my way to the door, he stopped me.

“So are we getting together again this week?” He asked.

My honesty kicked in half an hour early. ” I don’t think that’ll be necessary.” I explained.

I could be cold and unaffectionate on my own. Why on earth would I call you so that together we could lack affection twice a week?

Think Gabe, Luke or Drew….but probably Gabe. It’s Gabe, right?

 

You Can Take it Every Way Except Personal

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It always starts with a dry season. This is usually marked by intense studying, or unreasonable success at my job. It’s the sort of success where I can literally complete whatever I put my mind and energy to. It was during a dry season the headquarters of my job called to thank me for the online visuals which contributed to nearly doubling sales, or something to that effect. Really I was just working on my portfolio, so I didn’t really are about dollar signs. During my last dry season, I demanded a certain Swedish retail mega-giant to consider me for an internship through an extremely convincing letter I couldn’t have composed during any other season. Dry season me is way more ambitious, he’s a little bit more cold and he speaks primarily commands. The essays during dry season are impeccable, scooping up scholarship money via writing contest, and frequent meetings with my good friend and academic advisor to discuss my future in writing. She’s getting serious about sending me to France to study.

The dry season comes to an end when I realize just how lonely success can start to feel. I get downright restless. It starts to feel impossible to fall asleep alone in my own bed. then something dark happens.

I break the dry season

A conversation at the bar, an exchange of glances or names at a library, a friend of a friend who swears we had a class together last semester and likes the way I speak when I answer questions or give my input.

I replace success with human bodies.

and for a while, it feels great. It’s exhilarating. For a second, I lose myself, neither me nor him care what I’ve written, or what direction my life is going. He’s not interested in being there in the end, and I’m not really interested in having him there, so we’re even.

The nights are wild, and diverse.

One night, it was a red skin gentleman with a septum piercing and hands double the size of my own. He spends his life working and sleeping, and sometimes He feels lonely. I understand, and together we try and make sense of it all.

Another time it was a well meaning guy, he was taller than me, maybe 6’5″ and built bigger than me, he smokes, and I don’t but I made an exception for the night, we do nearly everything except kiss. I claim I hate the feeling of someone’s stubble on my face, in reality I just don’t kiss guys that I don’t intend on keeping around.

So far I’ve kissed zero guys.

The guy with long dreadlocks down his back, his skin is almost the color of gunmetal, and when he sweats, there’s almost a sort of luster that makes him resemble a black diamond. He’s a bit of a showoff, but I love it, and I think he knows it.

There’s the studious guy. He’s an ancient history major. I don’t have any idea what you’re supposed to do with that. He claims he hasn’t met anyone like me. I try to explain that the world is big and it’s packed full with people, so he probably isn’t looking hard enough. We come from neighboring cities. Relative location and a general interest in sex with strangers is about al we have in common, and when we lay together after everything is said and done, i’m sometimes scared to death that he wants to turn this into something more. I know damn well I can’t give him more.

There’s one guy, he’s funny. After explaining I’m more-so into men of color, he swore to be a mix of latino and white. He seemed as latino as Taco Bell. After enough talking, I scrapped the rule altogether. Remembering what it was like to be turned down for being black when I was much younger and how long it took to recover from that. Sometimes I’m not sure if I actually prefer men of color, or I just prefer to do without the hassle, either way, that was one of the first times I had sex mostly out of sympathy.

The nights are good, some nights are exceptional.

But then it get’s complicated.

I get scared i’m going to slip up and call someone the other’s name. I learn to separate my actions from my emotions, and I do it so well that I forget to turn that ability off in real life. I stop caring about everything. I got a B on an essay and I didn’t give a damn. I’ve got a research paper I haven’t even started on, and it’s due in four days. I’m doing satisfactory in Earth Science, and i’m just grateful to not be failing. It turns out the world is actually more complicated than I thought.

Eventually there are expectations.

“So are you looking for something more permanent?” asked one guy while he was scanning the television and I was gathering my things to depart.

“You offering?” I sarcastically shot while toggling the zippers on my leather jacket.

“Yeah.” he spoke so honestly.

unrelated note: The television stopped on a reality show about fish tanks. I can’t believe that shit exists.

I explained that I’m not capable of making any exclusive commitments right now. And that he shouldn’t take it personal. Of course, he did.

“Sounds like that sucks…” he said.

“Actually, it works quite well for me.” I responded upon making my exit. I know I’m messing up my relationship karma, and one day someone I might have fallen for will turn around and tell me they’re not interested, and I already vow to suck it up, because I have it coming.

Honestly, this method doesn’t work well for me. But if I say it enough times, I might believe it.

Suddenly my life becomes an awkward blur. Someone get’s mad because I don’t respond to a hook-up text, or they get offended if I don’t acknowledge them in a place that isn’t a bedroom. Frankly, I didn’t know hookups required additional comfort care.

The hookups eventually become less of a thrill and more of a hassle. And in time, it’s all just headaches.

I start to envy people sitting alone, or walking alone. They look so content. I use to be content.

I take a look at how far my life has fallen. And Just how hard I will have to work to pick it up again.

I could conquer the world if I wasn’t ruled by my sex organs. I’m willing to wager successful men are merely men who aren’t ruled by the constant desire for sex.

Intentionally, I lose all contact.

I misplace every phone number, and vow to never acknowledge anyone ever again. I grab my notebook, a cup of coffee, and I begin writing. Writing is in fact the only thing I’m capable of loving.

at least for now.

Let’s have this same discussion in a month.